When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you want to give your opinion
on the internet without offending anyone
waltpaper waltpaper
25 sep 2020
When you want to give your opinion on the internet without offending anyone
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you
Toxic relationships be like
ifemmm
25 sep 2020
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you Toxic relationships be like
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN...
Captain Gumpus
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN... Captain Gumpus
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone
kusmus69 kusmus69
22 sep 2020
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
he mad because I asked him to train me
sugondeeze sugondeeze
19 jan 2021
he mad because I asked him to train me
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never
17% of people:
memehub420 memehub420
19 may
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 17% of people:
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
GoofyGo0gle GoofyGo0gle
25 sep 2020
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like...
Someone will die.
comedywizard comedywizard
22 sep 2020
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like... Someone will die.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain:
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
This is Nugget. For 10 years whenever he gets anxious he sits in bed and cries, pawing at blankets until I make a fort for him to crawl into, and suddenly every- thing is right in his little world
AN
luistg2012 luistg2012
20 sep 2020
This is Nugget. For 10 years whenever he gets anxious he sits in bed and cries, pawing at blankets until I make a fort for him to crawl into, and suddenly every- thing is right in his little world AN