When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
23 sep 2020
What did the cat do to get body slammed
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
16d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
When you forget the rest of your costume
So the city burns...
chubbyTrypdamemev2 chubbyTrypdamemev2
18 dec 2020
When you forget the rest of your costume So the city burns...
ENTERTAINMER
Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time
19 oct 2020
ENTERTAINMER Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw? - This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw?
PineappIe PineappIe
25 sep 2020
This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw? - This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw?
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
Says That He's 'Down With The
Sickness"
Ricky_tpb_2 Ricky_tpb_2
3 aug 2020
Says That He's 'Down With The Sickness"
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
7d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise
OR REPOST RI
Guardian of the Citadel
Indeed
LordOfTheRings LordOfTheRings
18 nov 2020
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise OR REPOST RI Guardian of the Citadel Indeed
Miiton the Cat
Enjoying our Miltor Cones? Get more at www miltenthecat
Keith_Goldencock Keith_Goldencock
21 sep 2020
Miiton the Cat Enjoying our Miltor Cones? Get more at www miltenthecat
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al