when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
RickyTeal RickyTeal
27 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
Here's a picture of the most notorious
gangsta that ever lived with the
rapper Eazy-E.
Eu
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
18 nov 2020
Here's a picture of the most notorious gangsta that ever lived with the rapper Eazy-E. Eu
Parents: It's not that hot, just eat
The food:
trendyice25832 trendyice25832
14 dec 2020
Parents: It's not that hot, just eat The food:
GHIGKEN
BUTT
O2kami O2kami
23 mar
GHIGKEN BUTT
TikToks TikToks
23 sep 2020
Cat wakes up in the sky and surprises pilot
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!