when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
Clifford the Big Red
Dog
2002 2 seasons
He knows a lot about divorce, dating and-sex after 45. And he won't Spare you the gory
details.
Because of your interest in:
Jerry Before Seinfeld j
TV Cartoons
British movies t eattiy
CutieBee CutieBee
23 sep 2020
Clifford the Big Red Dog 2002 2 seasons He knows a lot about divorce, dating and-sex after 45. And he won't Spare you the gory details. Because of your interest in: Jerry Before Seinfeld j TV Cartoons British movies t eattiy
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
anal_cream_uppercut anal_cream_uppercut
27 sep 2020
rf TikTok Playing rough with your dogs in slow-mo ends with hilarious results
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon
Cocaine
'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret
Ingredient Cocaine. 2010
excuse me what the fuck
xtrasmall xtrasmall
24 sep 2020
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon Cocaine 'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret Ingredient Cocaine. 2010 excuse me what the fuck
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ?
Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000?
OWILL_EN
I'll do it for free I miss her
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
23 sep 2020
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ? Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000? OWILL_EN I'll do it for free I miss her
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Ever since someone told me that Troy
Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I
cant unsee it.
VeSSeL_NoMaD VeSSeL_NoMaD
8 jan 2021
Ever since someone told me that Troy Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I cant unsee it.
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."
AwkwardCutie122 AwkwardCutie122
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dogsofcomedy
My dogs doesn't bark at you, but he does silently judge you
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
only plays super
persom
Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
Sergeant_Carter Sergeant_Carter
24 feb
only plays super persom Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes