When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
WWW" RUD'
29 HECKIN FUNNY Doggo
Memes That Will Keep You
Borking All Day Long
Welcome to downtown Coolsville
WIRIA WIRIA
22 sep 2020
WWW" RUD' 29 HECKIN FUNNY Doggo Memes That Will Keep You Borking All Day Long Welcome to downtown Coolsville
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back
meyer gonna financially mecover from this
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back meyer gonna financially mecover from this
fakepale
It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
fakepale It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
Hacker: I have all of your passwords
Me who forgot them:
Hacker: I have all of your passwords Me who forgot them:
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Spiltmilk Spiltmilk
21 nov 2020
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
PoisonRain PoisonRain
25 sep 2020
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my dog vibing to my singing
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
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