When you're so busy on your phone
..You didn't realize your son grew up
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
When you're so busy on your phone ..You didn't realize your son grew up
You thiak
I can do this
I all day, you poofy
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
24 sep 2020
You thiak I can do this I all day, you poofy
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
Follow
pitbulls are like
BB imizy
Follow
fleamont fleamont
17 feb
Follow pitbulls are like BB imizy Follow
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE?
VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
I UNCOMFORTABLE.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
9 sep 2020
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE? VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, I UNCOMFORTABLE.
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't
heard before.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.
boo1111 boo1111
9 jul 2020
© Based on: petslover.co
The dog is like: "If you throw mine, I'll throw yours."
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
Milk
Not enough!
past_memesonscience past_memesonscience
19 may
Milk Not enough!
Worksof_art Worksof_art
24 sep 2020
Gi ruddycastellane er
How i sleep knowing
didn't skip part 1 of jojo
Giorno_Brando Giorno_Brando
19 sep 2020
How i sleep knowing didn't skip part 1 of jojo