• When you're showing off your valuable crystal and stone collection to your significant other and they keep calling them rocks
They are not just rocks
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    • Dammit Marie, they're minerals
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    • Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals
      Grandson 5 sep
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    • You fucking kidding me, Marie, they're minerals!
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    • They’re not rocks they’re minerals
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    • lew717 5 sep
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    • DAMMIT MARRIE, They're minerals
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    • Holy shit is that a Motherfucking Hank Shrader Reference
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    • THEYRE MINERALS
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    • Well, they technically are
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    • Damnit Marie they’re M I N E R A L S
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    • MARIE they’re MINERALS
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    • Bruh you can't tell me that some geode is going to make me be happier. Thats not how anything works. It looks pretty, and I might feel better for wearing it, but it isn't going inside my body and making me happier
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    • They’re minerals Marie
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    • Malachite is so pretty. I like the swirls in it. One of them looks like it has a face in it, and my cat likes to bat it around and try to bite it
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    • THEYRE MINERALS
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    • They’re minerals Marie!
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    • It’s important that your significant other atleast listens to what you’re passionate about. If they aren’t interested, they should atleast pretend to care
      Boat_Man 5 sep
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    • Imagine being one of those but jobs that think crystals can heal you and control your energy.
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    • Rocks, Marie, THEYRE MINERALS
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    • Then you won't need to buy her a diamond
      DonChang 5 sep
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    • Senku and Chrome headass
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    • I used to collect rocks from my neighbors front lawn
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    • NoShame Seeeeee, they're special 😂
      baby_boo 5 sep
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    • This feature brought to you by a quirky girl with a ukulele and Christmas lights in her room
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    • Im gay
      Zachzion 5 sep
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    • I love how this isn’t actually a reference to anything but at the same time it is
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    • (Looks to the comments to see all of the Breaking Bad references...) “I’m so proud of this community”
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    • Quiet, woman
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    • Damn it, Marie, they’re minerals!
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    • After how many years this fan base is still strong 🥰
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    • They’re minerals! I mean, Jesus Christ, Marie!
      brostow 7 sep
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    • Jesus Marie they’re MINERALS
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    • Yes they're rocks. They're made of dirt.
      Rothgang 7 sep
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    • It’s not just a boulder
      flatts_ 7 sep
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    • I like my rock collection. I recently got some labradorite, it's neat
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    • It’s not just a rock, it’s a Boulder
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    • I'm NOT a Krusty Krab
      Waluigi 7 sep
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    • I fuckin love Breaking Bad memes fuck yea
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    • iMeth
      Literally watching Breaking Bad again rn
      iMeth 7 sep
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    • Jesus Marie, they are minerals!
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    • Everyone thinks it's hilarious to tell me "they're minerals Marie" cause my name is Marie and I collect fossils, rocks and minerals
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    • Breaking bad
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    • These are my rocks
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    • i feel like this is oddly specific but also seems to be fitting lots of people, myself included
      abi_rose 7 sep
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    • Jesus Christ, Marie. They're minerals.
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    • They are rocks. Pretty rocks. And they are mine. NO TOUCH THE ROCK.
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    • They’re not children Marie, they’re minors!
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    • Ok hank
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    • Is that a breaking bad reference?
      RetardB 7 sep
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    • why is this featured
      cban 7 sep
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    • I was proud to open this section
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    • Well if he says crystal and stone collection, he has minerals and rocks. Sooooooo. Why everyone saying he has JUST minerals
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    • it’s not just a boulder... it’s a rock
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    • Like for breaking bad references
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    • I collected rocks and fossils ever since I was a kid. I never showed anyone before and a year into my relationship he noticed them in my closet and we spent an hour going through them and he told me he had one too. So we went to his house and looked through his collection as well.
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    • This is an official DEA agent moment
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    • Gems 6 sep
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    • THEY. ARE. FUCKING. MINERALS.
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    • Minerals are dope
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    • It’s not just a rock *sniffs* it’s a boulder
      Demon404 6 sep
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    • Rock collections are cool
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    • They're not ricks Marie, They're MINERALS!!!
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    • Uh, whose Marie
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    • THEYRE MINERALS MARIE YOU DUMB WHORE
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    • Breaking bad moment
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    • THEY’RE MINERALS MARIE
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    • I was expecting the entire comment section to be of breaking bad shitposts, needless to say i was not disappointed
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    • They're in the ground its a rock
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    • I like to collect opal and kyanite, you call it a rock, i will slice your neck with a kyanite slab
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    • Rock and Stone Brotha!
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    • _Yes___ 6 sep
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    • (((Significant other)))
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    • The last girl I was with carried crystals everywhere. I put up with her shit though because she was also extremely kinky
      lolpert 6 sep
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    • Love all the breaking bad references
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    • i love the amount of breaking bad references
      CHOCLAT 6 sep
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    • Nice rock bro
      Kaniksu 6 sep
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    • I thought of Dr. Stone
      EpikArik 6 sep
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    • That’s not very gneiss of them. They need to change their mindset, it’s time for a clean slate.
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    • My favorite part of my collection is my pyrite cubes. I have several single cubes and one matrix with 6 cubes
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    • Okay hank, just cuz your stepbro is a drug dealer doesnt mean we care
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    • I’m glad everyone else thought of that too.
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    • I started watching breaking bad less then a month ago and im suddenly seeing tons of niche memes and references
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    • They’re minerals,Marie! Jesus!
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    • Minerals
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    • When you find diamonds but you cant find iron
      yeegurt 5 sep
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    • Susan, just cuz I smoke them doesn’t mean they can’t be part of my crystal collection
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    • They’re minerals Marie
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    • They're minerals Marie!
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    • They are
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    • God fucking dammit Marie, THEYRE MINERALS
      basedmf 5 sep
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    • A diamond is just fancy carbon. Don’t simp over fancy carbon.
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    • When my gf looks at my fossils... like how can that not be cool to a person. An animal from millions of years ago turned to stone
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