when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
theblunt_Truth theblunt_Truth
17 dec 2020
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast &
Furious And Jurassic World Crossover
- bit ZOBCIO me
You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover - bit ZOBCIO me You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
its_me2 its_me2
5 mar
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs
Luis_FPV Luis_FPV
22 sep 2020
my dog just swallowed my airpod and you can hear the music from her stomach
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes
Me:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
11 mar
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes Me:
ChrisBurgess
24 sep 2020
When your mon take ay your