When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch.
CINCINNATI
POLICE DE
SpareParts SpareParts
21 nov 2020
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch. CINCINNATI POLICE DE
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
McLaren owners paying $200k for a new one and seeing the price drop to $100k after putting Sk miles on it
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
25 may
McLaren owners paying $200k for a new one and seeing the price drop to $100k after putting Sk miles on it
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
jackfriggnnoon jackfriggnnoon
27 jun
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.