When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
ooooooh
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh
ichiko
His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting.
The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
28 sep 2020
ichiko His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting. The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
@img cat frog
MrQwertyxsad
That's a dog you dyslexic
bot
SKUBBB SKUBBB
22 sep 2020
@img cat frog MrQwertyxsad That's a dog you dyslexic bot
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
envyhunter
23 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
makailabrieanne makailabrieanne
2 dec 2020
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
Damn... I'm kinda
tired of living through these major historical events
Annihilus Annihilus
7 jan 2021
Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events
Made this to prove to my friend that she looks like a mermaid!
postnutttclarity3 postnutttclarity3
18 feb
Made this to prove to my friend that she looks like a mermaid!
Zarkey05 Zarkey05
25 sep 2020
of TikTok @freshdailymemesforyoubro The king of no simp setember
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Mizusaki Mizusaki
25 sep 2020
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...