• When you're healthy, male, and expendable
The 60's:
Alakazam have
fun in 'nam
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    • Isn't it weird that when Kennedy tried to destroy the Israeli nuclear program and wanted to keep US out of Vietnam he was suddenly assassinated. That's weird
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    • You cant say nam correctly nice
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    • My grandpa's legs got ran over by a tank but his stubborn ass still walks today
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    • *Fortunate son plays in the distance
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    • *also a minority or not going to college
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    • Man I would've loved to shoot an m60 all day in the jungle then go back to base and get every STD known to man from a vietnamese prostitute
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    • Is it bad that whenever I see anything Vietnam related, I start hearing Fortunate Son in my head
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    • You made me pronounce ‘nam differently and now I’m scared of your power
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    • who else said nam instead of nam
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    • Forced Drafting is unjust
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    • Healthy, male, expendable, and not wealthy enough to buy yourself out
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    • Shalomi_ 20 may
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    • Alakazam you're going to Afghanistan
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    • Don't forget poor.
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    • I remembered more shit from the history memes then from actually fucking sitting in class
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    • Vietñam try to say it.
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    • The draft is akin to forced slavery, any country that will force me to join a war I want no part in to risk my own life is not a free country, and youd better believe I'd tell the enemy everything I knew after being captured
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    • People say we fought in nam cause nearby areas had oil or because communism would spread if we didn't but really we wanted to listen to fortune son
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    • They’re in the trees
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    • It ain’t me. It ain’t me. I ain’t no fortunate son.
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    • 60s counterculture was a mistake
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    • Back in my day we just nuked the Asians
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    • *Fortunate Son time*
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    • I bet all the feminists got real quiet for a couple years
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    • Wasn't LBJ a Democrat tho?
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    • Where's George Carlin when you need him?
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    • And poor. Don't forget poor
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    • my grandpa was almost drafted to go to nam but once he got the letter he jumped off his roof, broke both his legs, and got out of it. if he hadn't done that, i doubt id be here today
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    • This doesn’t rhyme and it bothers me
      SohcEx 21 may
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    • When you only lose 50k men and slaughter a million fish head farmers
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    • Wait, then we should have won quicker than we did! You sent out Alakazam! He has a 5000 IQ!
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    • Fuck you LBJ
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    • Badda boom bada bungle. Have fun in the jungle.
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    • Bippity boppity boo, its off to Korea with you
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    • LBJ was a scum sucking piece of shit
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    • Alikazaam have fun in nam
      CharFil 20 may
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    • Hey hey LBJ how many kids have you killed today
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    • Just remember, less than 25% of veterans of the war we're draftees and you had less than a 3% chance of being drafted coming out of high school.
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    • Having been victom to the threat of being drafted, I can tell you the core reason for the war protests, was the draft. We were being given less than a year, in most cases, to live after school,then put into the Army. With most draftees going to Nam. It wasnt about peace and love. At 19,go to war.
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    • When someone’s taking over all of Europe:I SLEEP When some Asian guy is trying to reunite his country :REAL SHIT
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    • It’s pronounced nam
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    • Hey it's that thing on the far right is looking pretty good. Mm attack helicopters, my sexual identity.
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    • How did the jews avoid Vietnam? Honestly. Look up the stats. Barely any served or died in Vietnam. They avoided the draft somehow.
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    • If you were born in 2000 to now, the United States has been at war for every day of your life.
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    • Alakazahm alakazoo you're off to the jungle too!!!
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    • LBJ's whole presidency is overshadowed by Vietnam. What a shame because he did so much for this country and could have been in contention for the top.
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    • On another note they sent those mentaly unable as well the whole forest Gump and bubba in nam is a really thing it is sad McNamara is a man that makes me hope hell is real
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    • Ever heard of the “women and children first” rule? As men, we are all expendable. As a man, I fully agree with that rule, too
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    • LBJ was a shit president
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    • Only two guys from my school died in nam but for some reason they took down one of their portraits and plac
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    • Yes. Because we've got "male privilege". War is just I've big guys-only party
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    • When you’re healthy, male, and expendable in the 2020’s: Skidaquel skidan, have fun in Iran
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    • *fortunate son fades in*
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    • Ok but someone has to go in those situations and historically (not now obviously but the reason this is a thing at all) women didn't have the time to be soldiers and since so many children died, and women have a limited number of them they can have, they were prioritized
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    • Don’t forget poor
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    • Doesn't rhyme though
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    • Let's try the civil war, the largest death toll on American troops to date...
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    • Why dose nobody talk about the bigger draft that happened in ww2
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    • When your healthy, powerful, expendable, and a criminal. Amamda waller:
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    • Just a reminder that we were the bad guys in Vietnam and lost the war.
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    • I ain’t no fortunate son.
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    • God damn it… not the flashbacks my grandfather genetically passed down!
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    • The trees are amazing because they can talk
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    • How many kids have you killed today?
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    • Healthy male that’s not rich*
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    • He also wanted to get rid of the CIA and federal reserve
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    • I honestly think that the Vietnam war was necessary and we shouldn’t have pulled out and let them win, but the hippies and baby boomers were all high and about peace. Little did they know that communism doesn’t lead to peace.
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    • Alakazahm have fun in nam
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    • What a coincidence, I’ve been studying for my history final for like the whole day and Vietnam is on it
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    • The way people treated our soldiers during that war is truly discaceful
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    • Fuckin racist ass piece of shit was LBJ. A Disgrace to Texas
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