When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
ThePrincess ThePrincess
22 mar
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours
freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit
You
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit You
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
"Sorry, I would help but..."
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
2 jun
"Sorry, I would help but..."
gucci gang
avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth
Youre goddamn right.
fame fame
24 sep 2020
gucci gang avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth Youre goddamn right.
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
TikToks TikToks
20 sep 2020
What my black cat thinks he looks like:
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
1upcube 1upcube
26 sep 2020
Fortuneteller baba knew about frieza, cell, and main buu and said nothing Ge Sf }
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness