My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
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