When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Chuck_The_Nut Chuck_The_Nut
15 mar
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Prediction for
November 2020
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Paul Hummerston
Needs to be in December so the Doctor can save us in the Christmas Special.
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SarahRanee SarahRanee
28 sep 2020
Prediction for November 2020 @O You and 3.3K others 221 Comments 2.3K Shares ss Haha Comment a Share Paul Hummerston Needs to be in December so the Doctor can save us in the Christmas Special. Love Reply 126 COOK)
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
theblunt_Truth theblunt_Truth
17 dec 2020
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
Who are you calling a cootie Queen?
YOU LINT LICKER
Tabby Tabby
15 oct 2020
Who are you calling a cootie Queen? YOU LINT LICKER
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
LittleFoxBitch LittleFoxBitch
2 jun
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."
AaA How a roach look at you after you spray air freshener on it
dizzer dizzer
11 nov 2020
AaA How a roach look at you after you spray air freshener on it
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad
The developpers who worked hard to make it:
NeckbeardTheButtPirate NeckbeardTheButtPirate
16 dec 2020
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad The developpers who worked hard to make it:
me 12 hours ahead in
Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
3 nov 2020
me 12 hours ahead in Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like...
Someone will die.
comedywizard comedywizard
22 sep 2020
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like... Someone will die.