When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
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Wolflover64 Wolflover64
16 jun
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500 ff
Steve Harvey
Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush
@tho weld see
Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease
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cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
21 sep 2020
Steve Harvey Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush @tho weld see Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!! Free Worldwide Shipping
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
The key to winning at pool is
Being able to focus on the balls
ruddy_snarkynerdist ruddy_snarkynerdist
23 oct 2020
The key to winning at pool is Being able to focus on the balls
kirby just swallowed you.
what ability did he get???
kirby just swallowed you. what ability did he get???
LO
Ask not for whom
the dog barks.
It barks for thee.
jenjeninator jenjeninator
23 sep 2020
LO Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood
This is
GamingNerd101 GamingNerd101
28 nov 2020
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia
(aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years.
Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia (aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years. Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan 2021
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
Full face swimming mask from 1928
zander
@finah
i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
DenetteShegrud DenetteShegrud
7 sep 2020
Full face swimming mask from 1928 zander @finah i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
David J Harris Jr.
Just now
He has been cleared of all charges! God is good!
Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
5 oct 2020
David J Harris Jr. Just now He has been cleared of all charges! God is good! Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges