When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From
Commercial
topdickhead topdickhead
20 nov 2020
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From Commercial
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at
Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
humanumbragbxtrap humanumbragbxtrap
4 feb
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas
Possible
Samael Samael
27d
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas Possible
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
What if I got pulled over by a cop and
just made this face the whole time
LORD_OF_SMUG LORD_OF_SMUG
31 mar
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
lie,
feio
NA
IN
EN
PorkSword PorkSword
29 sep 2020
lie, feio NA IN EN
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
Cringe_King Cringe_King
27 sep 2020
of TikTok There is going to be blue moon on halloween and what it means will SHOCK you...