The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
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Ft>
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
INO
That one kid in class:
INO That one kid in class:
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
MurkDirty MurkDirty
27 jan
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
are tom and jerry best friends x I
ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE
Tom and Jerry are best friends. But
Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
LittyWolfGirl420 LittyWolfGirl420
20 sep 2020
are tom and jerry best friends x I ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
WHEN YOUR
DOGGO ALONE
Aw
OuUN AD MIN READ
The Rock Ripped A Metal Gate Off A Brick
Wall Because It Wouldn't Open
Uglyboy1 Uglyboy1
21 sep 2020
WHEN YOUR DOGGO ALONE Aw OuUN AD MIN READ The Rock Ripped A Metal Gate Off A Brick Wall Because It Wouldn't Open