WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
socialmediapariah socialmediapariah
22 mar
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
ere dhen, imeer
y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
SilverSleet987 SilverSleet987
24 sep 2020
ere dhen, imeer y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
If you don't have anything
nice to say, say it anyways.
Folks need to truth! hear the truth!
Tik
@jayrscottyy
if
Vergil Vergil
26 jan 2021
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyways. Folks need to truth! hear the truth! Tik @jayrscottyy if
Me: I'm so lonely
Family: Why don't you try being more social?
Me:
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
20 apr
Me: I'm so lonely Family: Why don't you try being more social? Me:
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal
Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
2 mar
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
FINALLY STARTED WEARING MUCH NEEDED PRESCRIPTION GLASSES
PANDEMIC HITS AND HAS WEAR MASK THAT FOGS UP GLASSES
minorAdviceAnimals minorAdviceAnimals
1 oct 2020
FINALLY STARTED WEARING MUCH NEEDED PRESCRIPTION GLASSES PANDEMIC HITS AND HAS WEAR MASK THAT FOGS UP GLASSES
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Lonethefox Lonethefox
18 feb
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
God: Congratulations on making it this far into 2020. Your reward is
Steve in Smash and Minecraft Cave update.
The remaining 20% of the human population:
Whine Whine
5 oct 2020
God: Congratulations on making it this far into 2020. Your reward is Steve in Smash and Minecraft Cave update. The remaining 20% of the human population:
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
SpongeBob Facts!
SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @
Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19
SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band
Geeks at exactly PM on December
31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
Lego_Plo_Koon Lego_Plo_Koon
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob Facts! SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @ Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19 SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...