When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
kaosxsilence kaosxsilence
28 dec 2020
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
65
Syntex_Infinity
Replying to @turntdais
yea
InfinityGD InfinityGD
25 sep 2020
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for $1,000,000 <\3 65 Syntex_Infinity Replying to @turntdais yea
KingGoku KingGoku
23 sep 2020
© Based on: antisocialhumor
braving MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS BROKEN IM CRYING Le hoemework WHEN THE DOG GRABBED THE SNAKE TONGUE
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve
Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH.
SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
SCP_013 SCP_013
26 sep 2020
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH. SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
ere dhen, imeer
y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
SilverSleet987 SilverSleet987
24 sep 2020
ere dhen, imeer y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
MissDoe MissDoe
23 sep 2020
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
frothyArgonian frothyArgonian
6 jan 2021
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan 2021
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
Politicians getting their paychecks
Lr
AN \ it ain't honest, but it
Politicians getting their paychecks Lr AN \ it ain't honest, but it