When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
kaosxsilence kaosxsilence
28 dec 2020
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud.
Everyone else in the helicopter:
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
5 feb
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud. Everyone else in the helicopter:
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
medonald's worker: "would you like to donate some money to starving kids?"
me:
@assrip
medonald's worker: "would you like to donate some money to starving kids?" me: @assrip
isabella steger @
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Agentdeness Agentdeness
20 sep 2020
isabella steger @ yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
companies as soon as pride month starts
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
companies as soon as pride month starts HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
me showing up to my buddy's
house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack
Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
sugondeeze sugondeeze
23 sep 2020
me showing up to my buddy's house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld
Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen
& Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Conc3ept Conc3ept
18 nov 2020
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen & Bold to assume I left my bedroom
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
Spicytunaroll01 Spicytunaroll01
27 jan 2021
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...