When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
not show it
i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
kaylaliv15 kaylaliv15
18 jan 2021
not show it i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer
By Anna Sturla, CNN
Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
navaeh navaeh
4 nov 2020
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer By Anna Sturla, CNN Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
Nobody:
Pumpkin Spice:
of the effect
I have on women
Lonethefox Lonethefox
5 nov 2020
Nobody: Pumpkin Spice: of the effect I have on women
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
sliced_ankle sliced_ankle
23 sep 2020
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
When you hurt yourself and
someone tells you it didn't hurt that much
YOU Underestimate my ow
_Galaxy _Galaxy
28 sep 2020
When you hurt yourself and someone tells you it didn't hurt that much YOU Underestimate my ow
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
POV you fell asleep at your post:
@broken_and_unread
Shorts_Papa Shorts_Papa
10 mar
POV you fell asleep at your post: @broken_and_unread
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you."
Me: It's for my family.
@SanDiegoHurcr
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you." Me: It's for my family. @SanDiegoHurcr
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
faps faps
3 jun
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
fakepale
It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
fakepale It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
he greatest title one can hold
he
I BRIAN MAY
Tent
ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
he greatest title one can hold he I BRIAN MAY Tent ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST