When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
casual_browser69 casual_browser69
24 sep 2020
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
HillbillyKitten HillbillyKitten
22 sep 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
DOGS
2020*
@ECAUSE HUMANS
ismellwaffles ismellwaffles
24 sep 2020
DOGS 2020* @ECAUSE HUMANS
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Made this to prove to my friend that she looks like a mermaid!
postnutttclarity3 postnutttclarity3
18 feb
Made this to prove to my friend that she looks like a mermaid!
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
Why is everyone staring at my food?
delightedGaming delightedGaming
6 jan 2021
Why is everyone staring at my food?
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET