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    • Honestly, I’ll pee straight into the water to assert dominance in the public restroom
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    • Damm ive been on ifunny for 1004 days. Time flies guys
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    • Desu 7 apr
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    • One like one day of no masturbating
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    • Thats why I always just sit down on a closed toilet seat and piss my pants. Completely silent.
      OldSport 8 apr
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    • The urinal at my school reflects the piss back at you, so i have to piss in the water
      K__K__K 7 apr
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    • i dip my dick straight into the water
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    • If you pee directly into the center of the water as loud as you can, you assert your dominance
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    • Wait wait wait, y’all mfers telling me ya moms di’nt yell atcho asses if ya wa’int pissin straight in da wadder??
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    • That man was the real hero
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    • Does anyone else try to spit through the stream while peeing?
      TNChevy 7 apr
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    • I can’t pee on the sides of my toilet it splashes everywhere
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    • i piss in the middle to assert my dominance in public washrooms
      D_nny 7 apr
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    • Men have a volume control. Women always piss like they just unlocked Niagara falls into the toilet smh
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    • AhoyMeBoi 11 apr
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    • I do it because it helps absorb urine splash back on my pants
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    • If you pee on the side of the toilet then you're a bitch
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    • Honestly, he was my favorite character in the movie. Literally stars death in the face and spit on it, knowing that he was gonna die
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    • Is that why men can't fucking hit the toilet
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    • I thought this was only me who did this
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    • I’m selling popcorn for people reading the comments. {\__/} ( • . •) / >🍿 ▪Regular 🍿- $2.50 ▪Large🍿- $4.50 ▪Extra butter .50 cents. {\__/} ( • ᴗ •) 🥤৵ \ ▪Add a Pepsi for only $1.25 {\__/} ( ˘ᴗ˘ ) 🍕৵ \ ▪ Pizza slices - $2.50
      Abel_ 9 apr
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    • Reading this makes me think that everybody in China is hearing it and not anyone in the actual restroom
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    • Wait you pee into the TOILET?!!
      qpwoei 8 apr
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    • LordHex 8 apr
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    • ...perfect
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    • You ever fuck up so bad when stealing someone’s shit that you can still see the little delete bar in the corner
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    • i’m a guy, and when i put my hair into a ponytail i look like one of the characters from that movie😂
      RR_04 7 apr
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    • cant trust someone who prefers to pee straight into the water
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    • Where is that from
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    • Good
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    • When you pee so hard it sounds like fried chicken
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    • it splashes less when you pee in the water
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    • Too real
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    • My Indian roommate just pisses on the fucking seat
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    • I pee in the sink
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    • God I hate that. I just go stealth mode and piss on the side.
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    • stealth is optional
      Shenew 7 apr
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    • Yall ever peed for like a minute straight?
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    • Shit I always aim for the water, I’ll even squeeze it out so it’s louder
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    • The rice munchers never saw it comin.
      Zambf 7 apr
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    • You only pee in the water if you know you can be louder than anyone else
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    • I always pee on the side cause I'm shy and submissive
      kukka 7 apr
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    • Its true though
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    • Either bottom left or bottom right depending on the angle of the dangle or the mid back edge of the water(second quietest option).
      MCHolly7 7 apr
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    • Shitty ass cropping 😂😂😂
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    • Nice cropping
      lspsxs 7 apr
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    • *insert chimney post here*
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    • But if u go for the part above the water, u run the risk of it sloshing out.
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    • acoe7 7 apr
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    • Mulan is the best Disney movie and it has the best songs tbh
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    • acoe7 7 apr
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    • Is it me or does the toilet water sound louder at night?
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    • Only true men of courage can do this
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    • Just stick your dick in the hole of the toilet and fuck the hole
      KyKy 7 apr
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    • Dylicous 7 apr
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    • Silence immigrant
      Paroro 7 apr
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    • You only pee directly into the water to assert your dominance
      Kewl 7 apr
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    • XGogetaX 7 apr
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    • Just piss on the floor
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    • Sokka 7 apr
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    • I pee straight into the water because that's the point of it fucking being there
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    • Wait guys do this?
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    • Only men will understand
      __Kiryu__ 10 apr
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    • Left side gang
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    • Gotta make people think I have a big penis based on the deep sound it makes.
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    • My pee has recoil so its hard to control so i equip a fore grip to steady myself
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    • How do I know this is from Mulan? I don’t even remember this scene.
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    • sometimes i forget men have pee hoses
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    • Ching chong land*
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    • If amazes me how boys take 3 secs max to pee like wtf
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    • Going straight into the urinal water is what true gamers do
      _Squire_ 7 apr
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    • "Perfect"
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    • That gave me a hardy laugh
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    • Mulan is a great movie
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    • You guys are fucking weak
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    • Most under rated movie character
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    • DontSub 10 apr
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    • Vagina*
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    • Honestly, these features are actually getting better.
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    • why you dishonoring my favorite movie with this nonsense
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    • I squat over the middle of the toilet and aim my dick right over the water
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    • ah, so i am not the only one that does this
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    • PERFECT
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    • I think he died
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    • I pee on the floor.
      JackSage 8 apr
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