When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
The two reactions I get on my sense of humor
SweetAssSquatch SweetAssSquatch
8 jan 2021
The two reactions I get on my sense of humor
eat Grass
Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass.
Klonerater
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast.
Adrigogo
Reply
His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
eat Grass Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass. Klonerater Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast. Adrigogo Reply His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog
Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted.
He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years.
The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
25 sep 2020
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted. He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years. The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
shitcumpiss shitcumpiss
25 sep 2020
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
@PoisonPillar
Easy. That's fajita
Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine-
Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy?
Show this thread
Death_Row Death_Row
25 sep 2020
@PoisonPillar Easy. That's fajita Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine- Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy? Show this thread
Batman and Sons
"THE JOKER'S ON YOU"
WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..?
HEY, DAD!
GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW!
AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO!
STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
Gabi Gabi
21 sep 2020
Batman and Sons "THE JOKER'S ON YOU" WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..? HEY, DAD! GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW! AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO! STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
FBI guy watching me download my terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named "How to
Make a Bomb 101" forcing him to listen to all of it
tweetnews tweetnews
22 apr
FBI guy watching me download my terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named "How to Make a Bomb 101" forcing him to listen to all of it
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Magoth Magoth
26 mar
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?