when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music
blasting, a baby crying, and your
uncles fighting outside
The food, the atmosp
RandomMan22 RandomMan22
24 feb
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music blasting, a baby crying, and your uncles fighting outside The food, the atmosp
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face made - When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face I made
zanem zanem
18 feb
When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face made - When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face I made
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if
me: *goes to a website for the first time*
kavsQ\
the website:
me: *goes to a website for the first time* kavsQ\ the website:
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?
this looks like a commercial for
anxiety medication
this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me
Bo pe
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me Bo pe
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me
*5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me
lavs days til iron man #1
@ironvell
thortony humor
90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS
--IN WHICH /ROW MAN
DOTH SEEM TO HAVE
FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK--
YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
25 sep 2020
lavs days til iron man #1 @ironvell thortony humor 90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS --IN WHICH /ROW MAN DOTH SEEM TO HAVE FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK-- YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
"The dog ate my homework"
The
The dog: homework:
Clairebear199715 Clairebear199715
23 sep 2020
"The dog ate my homework" The The dog: homework:
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture
@ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel
'Ada festival ke
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
PB xtarsappho
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century
Baroque painting this reminds me of"
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
22 sep 2020
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture @ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel 'Ada festival ke Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593) PB xtarsappho My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of"