When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Does anyone else see...?
Or am too far gone...
Does anyone else see...? Or am too far gone...
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan 2021
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race."
Bob harley
VaderFTP VaderFTP
25 mar
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race." Bob harley
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
Kittens Kittens
29 sep 2020
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Mom : why don't you
add mushrooms to the pizza ?
Me : sure
The whole family after dinner :
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
Mom : why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza ? Me : sure The whole family after dinner :
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
candyasmus candyasmus
28 sep 2020
Me: There's only one thing about halloween that scares me My crush: which is? Me: exactly
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
The_Ghostface The_Ghostface
24 sep 2020
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.