When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
THEY TOOK HIS FRIES, HE TOOK.
THEIR LIVES!
The_trader The_trader
14 jan 2021
THEY TOOK HIS FRIES, HE TOOK. THEIR LIVES!
This is well worth sharing over and over......
"A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right and evil doesn't become good just because it's accepted by a majority."
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON
BlindJustice BlindJustice
18 feb
This is well worth sharing over and over...... "A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right and evil doesn't become good just because it's accepted by a majority." BOOKER T. WASHINGTON
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
WHO CARES?
IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
PickyColt PickyColt
27 sep 2020
WHO CARES? IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."
Yashar Ali @
ya ya
Follow
Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First
Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist.
SEGA
kuzmenko kuzmenko
6 apr
Yashar Ali @ ya ya Follow Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist. SEGA
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
UnderUrBed UnderUrBed
3d
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor