When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
This Man Is Risking His
Own Life To Save Dogs
From The Meat Industry
SE
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
This Man Is Risking His Own Life To Save Dogs From The Meat Industry SE
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My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Edward_yoyo Edward_yoyo
26 sep 2020
holder My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
I'M SORRY BUT
NC
\ or
YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
THET470441 THET470441
3 oct 2020
I'M SORRY BUT NC \ or YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
kuchisabishu
When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Pvt_Miller Pvt_Miller
20 sep 2020
kuchisabishu When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
IT IS TIME TO GO. no
acting kinda sus
Death was not An Impostor.
1 Impostor remains
Frickinator Frickinator
24 sep 2020
IT IS TIME TO GO. no acting kinda sus Death was not An Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Miknoonl Miknoonl
22 jun
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at
50 MPH
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at 50 MPH