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    • My Bf is coming over tomorrow, do guys like surprise blowjobs?
      Explosivo 3 jan
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    • I had never dated before until 2018 (I’m 19 going on 20) and I’ll never forget the first time we made out for like 2.5 hours and I’m not gonna lie, if we could do it for 12 hours but it would never escalate, I’d still take it
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    • Men have no control over pre. It's your body's reaction to prolonged touch and stimulus, and it tries to prepare you for sex. It's not real cum, it's your body's free lube. You should never be embarrassed by it.
      HanBurger 3 jan
      233 16
    • Anyone else ever get so horny that their hips just move almost entirely on their own?
      25 3
    • Anytime I think about having a relationship ( knowing I'll never have one), I always see me and some girl sitting on a couch in an apartment, watching some movie, cuddled under a blanket, and there is a low coffee table in front of us that is covered in snacks. That's all I want😥
      Joshfish6 3 jan
      19 15
    • Bro if you let kissing happen for two full hours and you don’t try to grab a titty, you doin it wrong
      16 6
    • Ever cum so hard your balls hurt for like 30 min
      15
    • I am so relieved I’m not the only guy. I thought I had a problem 😂.
      robolag98 3 jan
      14
    • This has seriously gotten out of hand, I wasn’t expecting so many people to reply. Thanks for taking my top comment cherry tho
      14
    • i just got my first bj yesterday. Can i get some support😎
      13 9
    • Fuck man, I don't even have a girl. I'd take two hours of kissing with pride man. Bout to have the slickest jack session when I get home
      Nahl 3 jan
      12 4
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    • Bruh I felt this DEEP DEEP down. RIP, all those weekends... 😢
      Alex_95B 3 jan
      11 2
    • It’s basically a systems check, you get that clear liquid because your body is getting your dick and balls ready for action, that clear liquid removes anything harmful left by urine.
      11
    • Me and my bf cuddle and kiss for like 10mins and then when i try to give him head he's wetter than Niagara falls. Good to know it's not only him.
      11 4
    • This can also be when shes smokin hot and u cuddle for an hr, with the occasional tit touch lol
      10 3
    • I’d be fine with just kissing all I want is love anyways
      10
    • I'd say it happens to girls about as much though
      11 2
    • "I'm gonna fucking pre" -Barack Obama
      9
    • Is that supposed to be her dick or yours
      9
    • Dylicous 3 jan
      10 1
    • Me after a cuddle sesh
      8
    • precum gang
      osrs 3 jan
      9
    • I'm bad about giving my boy blue balls, we will kiss and wrestle back and forth for an hour. I get tired and he just cuddles me, bless his heart 😆 dont worry he gets good head
      8
    • Not even a boy but I can relate a little. Then you gotta go home and find something to do with all the pent up sexual energy
      8
    • I once walked in on a Muslim girl with her hair down and it was basically sex for her
      hodido 3 jan
      9
    • Then your underwear sticks to your 🅱️enis
      8
    • My ex use to tease me a lot and get me horny just to leave me hanging. I'd get fuckin livid, like she had no respect. I've even make her orgasm just from head, but she wouldnt return the favor. Biggest tease I've ever had. I broke up with her cause that shit was too sadistic for me.
      8 5
    • Anybody here ever had blue balls?
      Jayrawdog 3 jan
      8 4
    • This reminds me of my ex. I'd kiss her titties and shit but never had sex. Overall, the relationship amounted to nothing and I earned zilch from it. Oh well, there are many more opportunities to suffice
      hadff 3 jan
      8 3
    • The worst is when you make out for like 2 hours in a movie theatre then you have to go take a piss with a stiffy
      Sprunge 3 jan
      8
    • That's when your best good homie swoops in.
      10 3
    • The same thing happens to girls
      Kacydilla 4 jan
      7
    • Pre .. ....my boxers get like that all the time lol
      MrToby 4 jan
      8
    • This for me is really true and I thought I had a problem or sum, now will this happen with every kiss or is it like a special detector to see if they a keeper for ur dick
      7
    • I'm not the only one then, wow
      8
    • When you both lose your virginity last night but when she brags to her friend they screenshot the conversation and send it to her mom, who comes and takes her and has most likely abused her by this point. God I’m worried about her, I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m so sorry Zoe.
      RazeHaze 3 jan
      7 2
    • Making out is fun though
      8 4
    • Imagine having a girlfriend or even a girl who likes and/or cares about you. What a feeling it probably is
      bombfacter 3 jan
      9 12
    • When me and my bf first started dating we were just hugging for a few mins and he had precum all over his pants
      MeMe__BaBy 3 jan
      7 3
    • I did that to my poor husband ( then boyfriend) when we first started going out. Let's just say we were both dripping.🤣
      NecroAngel 3 jan
      7
    • It is hella hot when a guy has a lot of precum after making out. Hes ready to split my cheeks
      AlexG650 3 jan
      7 1
    • As a male with a penis, can confirm
      7
    • And now I miss my ex... cool
      6
    • Major blue balls
      8
    • Why is this so accurate
      6
    • y’all I got fucked for the first time last night
      angryloli 3 jan
      6 2
    • I remember my first time getting blue balls... good times
      7 4
    • The most true thing I've ever seen
      ziggo 3 jan
      6
    • First time I got a bj it was a surprise. My ex yanked my dick out of my shorts when I was half asleep and went to succ and used her teeth.
      7 4
    • I’ve been dating my girl for like almost 2 months and it’s been the best times of my life
      butt 3 jan
      6 4
    • My gf calls me and says her mom is not home. Haul ass over and get each other worked up and the mom shows up.
      geezer69 3 jan
      6 1
    • No Nut 2019 gang let's go
      Nebulous 3 jan
      6 1
    • God that's a very bad feeling
      ifti91901 3 jan
      6
    • When you've been watching porn for 2 hours buy can't find the perfect moment to fap.
      6 1
    • Pre-cum
      6
    • This is the kind of comment section you go searching for thots in.
      6
    • If you make advances while kissing and she stops you. Stop making out. Don't be salty, just be cool about, maybe even tease a little while pulling away. Eventually she'll attack you for even trying to pull away when she's trying to make out and you use that passion against her.
      7 1
    • Meaningful cuddling & kissing >>>> premarital sex
      CDay007 3 jan
      9
    • I like to nut in my own mouth. It's kinda hot to me, I think it tastes ok, and I want to be able to swallow if i need to, so it's good practice. But it kinda gets stuck in my throat and it makes it a bit difficult to get it all down
      11 12
    • Blue balls are physically painful and harmful
      6
    • Honestly better than sex sometimes
      5
    • on god
      deathw1sh 3 jan
      5
    • Ive never kissed a girl but i feel this
      5 1
    • It's funny how many chicks think that blue balls is just a made up term guys use to get laid
      MrArcanine 3 jan
      5
    • Too bad I’ll die alone so I can’t relate to this
      5
    • I hate precum
      5
    • After doing all the saucy stuff you kinda stop cumming over things like making out unfortunately. I remember the days where a hand job was insane to get
      way_ment 3 jan
      8 1
    • I have been single my whole life therefore I do not understand
      5
    • Precum central
      Czek 3 jan
      5
    • Wow I thought I was the only one
      sniper3578 3 jan
      5
    • Great, this feature sparked a bunch of horny 8 year olds
      5
    • I fucking hate precum. Shit leaks out the tip when im horny asf
      SphynxF 3 jan
      6
    • That’s why good girls give see you later head
      Jenruax 3 jan
      6 3
    • O yeah the ol dripping dick
      mylife59 3 jan
      5
    • ah to be in High school....
      5
    • Fuck you guys at least your kissing something
      Xiggles 3 jan
      5 14
    • That pre nut be strong as a mf
      Black 3 jan
      5
    • yes it still counts as necrophilia
      KneeSterJ 3 jan
      5
    • I hate family reunions
      5 1
    • iPresident I still be like this when we make out smh
      Horror 9 jan
      4
    • Anyone else here 16 and still seeking their first kiss? Yes I know I’m a loser.
      5 11
    • Had my first kiss like 2 months ago. She broke up with me a month later. I was out here tryna make it work and she was like nah bye and I had too much shit going on to actually deal with the end of it
      4 1
    • I've had sex in an abandoned building. A fuxking library. My sisters room. An open field. I'm a bad person
      ifroake 3 jan
      5 5
    • I thought I was like the only one, now I feel reassured lmao
      6
    • UHU glue is literally the worst glue ever.
      6 2
    • Relatable
      MissSwan 3 jan
      5 1
    • Kick her out after 30 minutes. I dont play that tease shit
      6 14
    • This is painful to look at
      5
    • I miss her so much....
      4 3
    • Honestly I had a Catholic ex-girlfriend, who was opposed to literally everything except kissing for long periods of time. I never even saw her without a shirt. Bluest Balls I’ve ever had...
      GodImCold 3 jan
      4 3
    • Then your dick gets stuck to your underwear
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