When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong
Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
peruzzib peruzzib
26 sep 2020
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
THE BEST PART OF HOGKING UP WITHIA A MILF
LEAVING THE MOBNING WITH A JUICE BOK AND FRUIT ROLL UPS!
Kirby_88 Kirby_88
22 jun
THE BEST PART OF HOGKING UP WITHIA A MILF LEAVING THE MOBNING WITH A JUICE BOK AND FRUIT ROLL UPS!
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
(2004)
TheRealOne02 TheRealOne02
18 may
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
Mayweather announces next
Youtuber he will fight
Posted on June 7, 2021, EDT
@ le
Mayweather announces next Youtuber he will fight Posted on June 7, 2021, EDT @ le
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me
SS
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me SS
15
This person tried to unlock your Phone
TwistKyber TwistKyber
4 nov 2020
15 This person tried to unlock your Phone
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
I one-time-i-dreamt
The Independent
Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun',
Japan's new environment minister says
W-what?
Bi treocseasona
Let the man speak
I one-time-i-dreamt The Independent Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun', Japan's new environment minister says W-what? Bi treocseasona Let the man speak
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS