When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
_Tucker__ _Tucker__
21 nov 2020
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing
happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989
Now there's a man who knows his history
IWannaFuckBobaFett IWannaFuckBobaFett
22 dec 2020
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989 Now there's a man who knows his history
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Dontt you touch my dick!
DylansMemeDump DylansMemeDump
19 nov 2020
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Dontt you touch my dick!
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC
OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
kickurp kickurp
26 dec 2020
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
*hits blunt*
Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands
ME
Howto360 Howto360
3 dec 2020
*hits blunt* Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands ME
Leo Selvaggio
A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
francheyes francheyes
19 nov 2020
Leo Selvaggio A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking
tomorrow
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed
"buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
SpareParts SpareParts
16 nov 2020
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed "buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help