When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in...
what have you to my basket
banned_aid banned_aid
25 sep 2020
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in... what have you to my basket
DO YOU LOVE ME?
THE FAN WANTED TO SAY YES,
BUT IT WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION
iTzMoonStar iTzMoonStar
24 sep 2020
DO YOU LOVE ME? THE FAN WANTED TO SAY YES, BUT IT WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
Leo Selvaggio
A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
francheyes francheyes
19 nov 2020
Leo Selvaggio A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
'1000-Ib. Sisters' Star Tammy Slaton
Comes Out As Pansexual
Tammy Slaton, one of the stars of "1000-Ib
Licking the pans clean doesn't count as pansexual
__matteo__ __matteo__
24 feb
'1000-Ib. Sisters' Star Tammy Slaton Comes Out As Pansexual Tammy Slaton, one of the stars of "1000-Ib Licking the pans clean doesn't count as pansexual
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more
human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE.
VOICE TONE
SKIN TONE
SKIN TYPE
HAIRSTYLE
HAIR COLOR
@ ate
brobreezy brobreezy
16 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE. VOICE TONE SKIN TONE SKIN TYPE HAIRSTYLE HAIR COLOR @ ate
ISimplyWould ISimplyWould
25 sep 2020
If wrestling is fake, explain this:
Swedish dogs be like
Bjork
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
22 sep 2020
Swedish dogs be like Bjork
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS
HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
Here, hold my dignity.
have some sketchy things to do!
Here, hold my dignity. have some sketchy things to do!
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup
- @Luckless Outfitters
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup - @Luckless Outfitters
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more