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    • I’d rather have an old black women say “thank you baby”
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    • Elderly people are sacred and must be protected
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    • When you hold the door for an old lady and they don’t call you baby or handsome young man
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    • Boys like compliments. Old people give the best ones because they don't fuck around with lies. They tell the flat truth. Brutal or not.
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    • I held the door for a elderly couple one time and he was so grateful, he gave me a golden dollar--like that big dollar coin yaknow? I thought he was so kind and I still have that coin
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    • I once held the door for an elderly person at a 7/11 and he offered to pay for my stuff (Red Bull and some hot chips) and he said “there’s not many kids like you in this world” and that honestly made me feel a bit special for such a little act I did. Some of y’all won’t believe me but even so
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    • Unless it's a 70 year old man
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    • I held the door for some crusto at mcdonalds the other day and he said "I've got it, right"
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    • When your so starved for attention, that someone giving you a compliment for holding the door open for them is the highlight of your day
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    • One time I held a door open for an older man with a cane and he smiles then looks at me and says, “ah, a woman with a purpose!” I would have closed the door on him if he wasn’t disabled tbh
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    • Elderly black women calling you "baby" or sugar" is the black version of a redneck calling you "brother" after thanking you for something
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    • i was ringing out an older asian woman at work the other day and she complimented my hair and my tattoos and i just 🥰
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    • Me after my grandma calls me a strong boy after eating her ass out
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    • Old people are either bitter piles of dusty shit or sacred pillars of wholesomeness. No in between
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    • this happened to me but I’m not a boy
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    • I work the morning shift as a security guard at an aquatic center and an elder lady with her husband called me a polite young man. I feel wholesome
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    • An old lady once approached my friend and I while at BK. She proceeded to compliment my buddy on how perfect and beautiful he was. Then she looked at me with disgust. I died inside that day:)
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    • I was once called a "strapping young lad"
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    • I hate when that happens makes me feel like an ugly girl
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    • Old southern women and old black women are the purest people
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    • I can’t stand it when people don’t say thank you. Like I’m not a fucking door man, but my mama taught me manners.
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    • I always hold the door for everyone, no matter if it's a stranger or not, it is pretty nice and feels good to do it for other people.
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    • Had two old black ladies say my hair was fabulous. And it gave me enough courage to give a bj to a stranger in a walmart parking lot
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    • When the old mexican grandma says thanks meehoe
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    • Held the door at a restaurant for an elderly couple, the husband clapped me on the back and said "Thank you young man", made my whole day
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    • I let an old man in front of me at the gas station line and held the door for him cause he had a cane, said i was admirable
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    • Why, as a 26 year old man do I crave affirmation? Like if a girl calls me her “handsome man” I lose my shit.
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    • But you're a girl
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    • Had a lady say “thanks honey” to me which I went around bragging to all my other co workers about it. Made me feel great for the rest of the day.
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    • I have this wholesome old subsitute teacher who says "Aren't you such a fine gentleman!"
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    • A boomer once got mad at me for holding the door open wrong and gave my mom a talking to about how to raise me better
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    • So not only they’re old but also blind?
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    • all i get is ur a sweet lady im 23 tho
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    • Bold of you to assume I'm a man. I sexually identifie as a cloud
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    • No I wouldn’t I like being an asshole it’s want defines me fuck that door and that old person
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    • Aww yis
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    • But your a girl
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    • This post hopefully will encourage more people to hold the door for elderly
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    • And old black lady called me precious when I bagged her groceries it made my day
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    • One time i had a older black guy call me “captain red beard” and told me “keep doin my thang”😂😂
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    • For some reason getting some compliments from some elderly people is a really good feeling idk why.
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    • I actually held the door open for this guy and disabled lady in a wheelchair today. She thanked me multiple times while going out and and told me to have an amazing day.
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    • Back when I dyed my hair blue abd dressed more Emo-like, an old woman called me "an absolute darling"
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    • Once when i was 12 i hold the door for an old lady and my hand slipped and it slammed right across her face.
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    • The moment you realized you weren’t a kid anymore was when an adult called you “ma’am” or “sir”
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    • Or they call you a whipped-back niqqer
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    • My grandpa is the most valuable man I know
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    • I once chilled with an old farmer in a dodge dealership for like an hour.
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    • Cute girl calling you baby < old black women calling you baby
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    • I’ve never been called a handsome young man...
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    • ...but you're actually a girl
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    • Id be like, “im into older women.... are we going to make this happen or what?”
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    • Old people are hilarious because you forget that they’re not all happy go lucky or miserable rights and it’s great when you run into one crazy old dude that still says and does shit like he’s in college on spring break
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    • I was In line at HEB Getting Some dinner, and there was a Black Lady In Front of Us, and My Dad Was So Mad He had a Party And Was So Impatient, She had so many candies and Plates And Utensils, And a Big Blue Cake, So I Asked Is It Someone’s Birthday, She Said No My Son is Having a Baby, And I Said i
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    • My grandma lives alone and she says she hates self-checkout. when I asked “why it’s awesome to get in and get out”, she’s replies “I want to be able to talk to someone I like it.” Gram gram so lonely :(( made me rethink a lot
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    • I was called a "young sir" I felt amazing
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    • One time I was waiting for someone at Wendy’s so I decided to hold to door for people. This old man was coming out and he stood next to me waiting for his wife. He went on about how he loves the chicken but it’s to rough for him. He went on like that for like 10 minutes but I couldn’t understand 1/2
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    • Or a sweetheart
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    • Being complemented by sweet old black lady is amazing
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    • So what's bigger the fraction 1/3 or the percentage 30%?
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    • The elderly smell... minty.
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    • Or for a big black lady and she calls you “honey”
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    • To which I reply: “ Age truly has dulled your senses, no wonder they took your license away.”
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    • Some old people are real assholes but the ones that are nice fill my heart with good emoti5
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    • What about for a girl
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    • I was called “a gentleman and a scholar” once.
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    • But I'm a girl.
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    • Did that once she tried to fuck me HELP?
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    • And tell you your mother raised you right
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    • What does it mean if people your age think your ugly ,but people in their 30s+ think your very good looking?
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    • yes I'm a good boy
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    • Elderly black ladies>>>>
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    • They say that to me and I’m not even a man.
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    • I like "beautiful young lady". Its makes me feel tingly.
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    • I hate the people that just walk through and don’t say anything I always say your welcome loudly
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    • For a period of time people kept calling me a gentleman and a scholar, I think it must have been a glitch in the matrix. It was like 5 days in a row at least 1 person said it
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