• EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 295 comments

    • My dad blows Alderaan up in my toilet
      720 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That joke did suck ass should I delete it
      231 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I just emptied my guts in the bathroom
      15 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Idk about Yall but when I go in there I'm in there for about 30 minutes to an hour and when u get about the bathroom is a goddamn war zone
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nothing worse than brushing your teeth in the bathroom after someone just took a dookie.
      14 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad used to do this thing where he'd lock the windows in the car and turn the heater on and fart and it always smelled like something crawled up his ass and died. Hated that shit
      484 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Which one of yus doesn’t know how to flush the toilet after you take a shit? It wasn’t me. Well it was fukin one of yus.
      671 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My house, I can drop dirty bombs where I want.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It's almost as if as soon you turn into a dad your poops become 3x as stanky
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m gonna send this to my dad lol
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God that joke fucking sucked
      121 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad has his own bathroom. My brother is mega fat and has ibs ( very bad poopy syndrome) and when I enter the bathroom I want to die
      15 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m leaving for boot camp today can I get top comment?
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mom, actually. Febreze doesn't work
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad says he doesn’t poop
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lmao no one on ifunny has a dad
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He also leaves the door wide open after being done with the fan off
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I would give my left testical to smell my missing dads bathroom stank one time
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dad: I better close the door. There's gonna be a nuclear war here.
      15 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad used to have a 1980 Ford 150 and anytime it was hot outside it smelled like fart in the truck, not even the AC would get rid of the smell
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad went to get milk 22 years ago. He says he will be back tomorrow :D
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fuckin fr Jesus Christ
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What's in the canister?
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fuckin facts
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Poopy stinky
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My grandma can blow up the bathroom so badly it stinks up the entire house
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jokes on you! I don’t have a Dad!
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God I’m in the bathroom now and it hurts
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well, it got featured.. so good luck
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If we all wore those masks the virus would be gone by now
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Light a match and then it drop it in the toilet. Helps a lot
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Play Minecraft w me I’m bored. mc(.)igniscraft(.)net for free perks and economy.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was gonna like this...then I remembered my dad left
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Oh no in my house it’s the opposite, especially after I eat a lot
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Don’t.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hahahaha, jokes on you I don’t have a dad
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What's a dad?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I walk by my sister's room while her door is open
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Me going back to school in a few weeks
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can’t relate never seen my dad
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Absolutely
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is this some sort of peasant joke that I have too many bathrooms to understand?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jokes on you my dads dead
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • True
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m glad it’s not just my dad. I thought he had a problem or something.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Grandpa is an atomic bomb
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My grandparents live with us. Its even worse.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I bought poo-pouri that shit works hella
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its more like when my dad has to go to the bathroom after me....
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I intentionally use the kids bathroom for this reason. I pay the bills. They act like jerks this what they get
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don't have a dad
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is thats a Adidas hard hats
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ive never had to deal with this and should be thanking God every day for it
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just light a match
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bold of you to assume I go to the bathroom
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For me its the other way around
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Change it to mom and we are good
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Because real men have smelly shits
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Oh god I’m having flashbacks
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When you have to go back to the bathroom because you have food poisoning.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It's usually the opposite. Its me
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My brother only eats meat, carbs, and drink beer or soda. It's like he shits dead animals.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Don’t nobody go in there for about 35 45 minutes 😂
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Am pooping my guts out help
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Women shit way worse than men
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yup
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 100% accurate
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was gone for 1 night now I have 900 featured to sift through
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I have to do this with my 7yo son
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is this the opposite of boomer humor????
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My parents have their bathroom and I have mine but the washer and dryer are in there so I gotta wait till dads not home to clean my laundry
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He do be taking stinky shits
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's when you go after me the government has labeled my asshole as a weapon of nuclear power
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Or after my grandmother who uses perfume extremely generously
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I'm a dad...the forbidden recipe is 2 whole dill pickles in the morning, 3 boiled eggs thoughout the day, sauerkraut on everything else you eat, and 2 liters of coffee
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I will fucking wait. I'll even shit myself if I have to. I REFUSE to go after my father.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I do not posses the ability to smell. Is this some common normal person issue?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I live in a house with 7 people and there’s only 2 bathrooms... my brother uses the bathroom like 5 times a day and it sucks so much that he does. What’s he in there so much for??
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well he is dead, sooooo it make sense lmao
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • True
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For real do he be in there for 30 minutes like got damn
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You guys have dads?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When my husband goes in the bathroom after me - cuz IBS a bitch
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is that an Adidas gas mask
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For me that's my ma I don't even think I've seen my dad ever go into the bathroom
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • OH MY GOD RIGHT??!!!
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Must be nice to have one
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Very true
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad is banished to the guest bathroom.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine having a dad
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey if any of you live in Sarasota county Florida, don't vote for Mike Hutchinson. I got an ad on ifunny for him, but a car covered in stickers promoting him cut me off big time. His poll numbers will be his 'rate my driving' numbers if he ain't careful
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So true
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was banned for a month but now I’m back yay
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Or go in public rn
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy