When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
>Barges into any discussion or argument
>Asks "Who do you think the enemy is?"
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
>Barges into any discussion or argument >Asks "Who do you think the enemy is?" >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves
Never tuck your shirt in again
daytonablu daytonablu
26 apr
Never tuck your shirt in again
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist
Dog
guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Gain Gain
26 sep 2020
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist Dog guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/
2pAkmTg
AM 24 Mar 18
pattern-53-enfield
Ave
squidyword
@duckily asking the real questions
Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this
#but why the fuck can he be damaged
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/ 2pAkmTg AM 24 Mar 18 pattern-53-enfield Ave squidyword @duckily asking the real questions Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this #but why the fuck can he be damaged
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during
World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death,
Bamse was buried with full military honors.
ManfredvonBaron ManfredvonBaron
22 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
chinndy8a5t0rd
26 sep 2020
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Domino64 Domino64
19 mar
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
OBVIOUSLY
you're not a golfer
made while high
OBVIOUSLY you're not a golfer made while high
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
"you up?"
me thinking if I'm up or not:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
20 jan 2021
"you up?" me thinking if I'm up or not:
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.