When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From
Commercial
topdickhead topdickhead
20 nov 2020
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From Commercial
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at
Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
humanumbragbxtrap humanumbragbxtrap
4 feb
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas
Possible
Samael Samael
27d
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas Possible
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving
ARRESTED FOR DUI
RAY LAFLEUR
That1girl_ That1girl_
2 mar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI RAY LAFLEUR
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Cringe_King Cringe_King
27 sep 2020
of TikTok There is going to be blue moon on halloween and what it means will SHOCK you...
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
What if I got pulled over by a cop and
just made this face the whole time
LORD_OF_SMUG LORD_OF_SMUG
31 mar
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I