When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you
did miss a page
SynthWavez SynthWavez
22 jan 2021
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you did miss a page
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
ItsOcala ItsOcala
20 apr
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
Arrest me Please, am Criminal
null_meme_dealerexe null_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Arrest me Please, am Criminal
Crime Watch Daily @
WOE cam Crine WatchDaid,
University bookstore worker stole
$20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt
dog daddy
MEMEOLOGY
I hope he returned those 2 books
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
24 sep 2020
Crime Watch Daily @ WOE cam Crine WatchDaid, University bookstore worker stole $20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt dog daddy MEMEOLOGY I hope he returned those 2 books
"How are Harambe memes still popular?"
Me:
"Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
mediumfunny mediumfunny
22 jun
"How are Harambe memes still popular?" Me: "Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
I feel way more comfortable
saying "hi" to a dog than the person walking it.
MPBaby MPBaby
26 sep 2020
Janet Forklift @janetforklift I feel way more comfortable saying "hi" to a dog than the person walking it.
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
me to myself: you need to get your shit together
my mental stability:
Erik_The_Autismo Erik_The_Autismo
9 oct 2020
me to myself: you need to get your shit together my mental stability:
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse
until it gets featured
spinnychair spinnychair
23 sep 2020
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse until it gets featured
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
knew a guy who sold weed in high school & college. One time he made pot brownies to sell. In the process, he discovered a love for baking. Dude's a
pastry chef now, wears cute aprons.
SS
was not expecting that.
vile vile
1 oct 2020
knew a guy who sold weed in high school & college. One time he made pot brownies to sell. In the process, he discovered a love for baking. Dude's a pastry chef now, wears cute aprons. SS was not expecting that.
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
eat Grass
Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass.
Klonerater
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast.
Adrigogo
Reply
His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
eat Grass Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass. Klonerater Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast. Adrigogo Reply His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
DragonBall fans
I fear no man.
Watching
any other anime
But that thing. it scares me.
Fuffay Fuffay
25 sep 2020
DragonBall fans I fear no man. Watching any other anime But that thing. it scares me.
Paul Rudd has 2 stars
One for him and one for Ant Man...
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 dec 2020
Paul Rudd has 2 stars One for him and one for Ant Man...
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?