When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you
did miss a page
SynthWavez SynthWavez
22 jan 2021
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you did miss a page
DANGER
THE DOG HAS A GUN AND REFUSES TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION
USTEN
IR
DONT NEED MY EDS NEED TARGETS
TweeterWillard TweeterWillard
24 sep 2020
DANGER THE DOG HAS A GUN AND REFUSES TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION USTEN IR DONT NEED MY EDS NEED TARGETS
Why are
you
looking at me like that?
Umm.
Want some pizza?
lilinglesslife lilinglesslife
4 feb
Why are you looking at me like that? Umm. Want some pizza?
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
Memes Problems from
3 years ago
Me
SirJohn SirJohn
10 nov 2020
Memes Problems from 3 years ago Me
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
MyDeadWonderland
23 sep 2020
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
Your crush
says "AWW
you are so cute"
Not to you
She said it to your dog
Alexander_SlyfeeR Alexander_SlyfeeR
22 sep 2020
Your crush says "AWW you are so cute" Not to you She said it to your dog
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
Me when can hear people chewing:
Me when can hear people
Le
Me when can hear people chewing: Me when can hear people Le
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
smallCyclemateusa smallCyclemateusa
23 sep 2020
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
Thinking_Of_Name Thinking_Of_Name
23 sep 2020
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
this is what kevin has me for my contact...
Baby Gorl
Remind Me Message
Accept
Blakesterrr Blakesterrr
5 mar
this is what kevin has me for my contact... Baby Gorl Remind Me Message Accept
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then