• when you get in trouble your mom
says wait until your dad gets home you're in your room scared for
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    • This is where you start layering yourself in clothing as battle armor
      nitwitty 23 jul
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    • Then your dad gets home, sits next to you and just goes “wtf man”
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    • I tried hiding under my bed when that happened but they threatened to throw away my gamecube so I came out
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    • Dad: *comes home smiling because he had a good day at work* mom: "Beat his ass!" Dad: ":("
      Yubel 23 jul
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    • No, this is when i start frantically cleaning my room, shaky as fuck, hoping i don't get my ass beat
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    • Happened to me when I leaned on a desk drawer and the thing snapped off. My mom told me I was in huge trouble just wait for dad. He built it and knew the desk came with crap screws, laughed when mom told him. He bought me some legos bc he felt so bad about my mom ruining the day.
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    • i get a dad AND a spanking??? sounds like a win-win to me.
      Janessa01 23 jul
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    • Was hiding under my bed one time because I really messed up. Worst ass beating of my life
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    • “While I’m not happy that you got suspended, you should have busted her upside the head with your tray, not threaten to stab her with a fork.” In the context of the day I had enough of a high school bully’s shit.
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    • Then your dad comes home, hears what you did, takes you in the next room and high fives you. Deadass happened to me in 2nd grade.
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    • As soon as dad came i was greeted with either the belt, a wooden spoon, metal spatula, shoe, or a bare hand. Aaaah, i love my Mexican parents
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    • Lovehurts 23 jul
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    • Asian families just commence the beating and double down when the other parent comes back
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    • Didn't Dad abandon us 6 years ago, because you a hoe?
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    • There’s nothing worse than having a parent not say anything and just look disappointed
      Claudes 23 jul
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    • Damn you guys actually got abused as kids huh
      Bwian 23 jul
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    • I remember when I was in 5th grade a girl I liked didn’t like me anymore. Anyways the sheer sadness I felt that day must’ve numbed out all the pain, cause I got my cheeks beat in. I didn’t even shed a tear or react. My mom’s face was in awe.
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    • Hello their I’m gone beat your ass
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    • kanep0e 23 jul
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    • Then dad gets home and says "look, just don't do it again. Your mom annoys me too"
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    • Thats when you start to have a panic attack as you try not to add to whatever happens by cleaning your room
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    • You begin to come to terms with your death and gladly await the afterlife.
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    • Idk why moms makes such a ducking big deal over every little thing, then my dad comes home and my mom tell him and he is like “okay and? It’s whatever not a big deal” then She gets mad at him, like woman, just admit your wrong F O R O N C E
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    • Did everyone on this app get beaten as a child??
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    • jokes on you, my dad never came back home
      mooostang 23 jul
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    • I was a pretty good kid- worst Id ever gotten in trouble for was Saturday school, for what I thought was bullying. I didnt bully anyone but I didnt think my dad saw it that way. Told my dad what was up and he was like “Thats bs (the school) but whatever.” Turns out some f*g lied and told admin I>
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    • If I got in trouble I just got grounded. Parents should never beat their children.
      LoLx13 23 jul
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    • Ha! Jokes on you! My parents haven’t been together since before I was born!
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    • One time I used the “fancy” detergent on a load of my laundry because I thought we were out of the regular stuff (we weren’t, it was in the garage which was a new spot) and I needed clean clothes for school that week. Mom got pissed and sent me to my room all day until dinner and made me eat at
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    • emanserU 23 jul
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    • When you're happy cause you get to finally meet your dad
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    • When you’re dad is always home because he’s 100% disabled with ptsd and legally can’t work a job so the second you get in trouble you have to deal with him shouting 🙂👍
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    • And then dad never gets home.
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    • Speak for yourself, I'm finally going to meet my dad
      Miss_Octo 23 jul
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    • My dad is more reasonable and won’t beat me anymore because I’m a teen. My mom on the other hand is totally different, she’ll go crazy on your ass
      420GetLit 25 jul
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    • I was scared of my mom my dad was much more mellow
      CocoSolo 24 jul
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    • Divorced parents gang wya
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    • Is that New York?
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    • My mom would handle it herself, my dad wasn't all too involved with me
      _y0_ 23 jul
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    • Nah man my ma's the scary one
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    • I remember when I was like 13 I was at my dads house and broke a glass and hid behind a bookshelf, he found me and started laughing so hard (he usually is strict and yelly) and told me to come clean it up lmao
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    • McMackMan 23 jul
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    • Joke's on you I don't have a dad
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    • Yeah. Except my dad died when I was there.
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    • It was always the opposite for me. My dad was always chill and my mom always wanted him to beat my ass but he stopped her every time
      Chikorita 23 jul
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    • But then you realize that your dad left before you were born and now you are trapped in your room forever
      noonmor22 23 jul
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    • My dad never came home
      ikadx 26 jul
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    • It’s worse when they wear a strong cologne cuz then you can smell when they here
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    • *puts on layers of underwear as to soften to belt*
      LargeMac 24 jul
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    • And you’re preparing to make a runaway scene thinking it’ll get you in less trouble but they say “give me your clothes you leave the way you came, naked”
      mopar 24 jul
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    • When that happened my dad just sat next to me then went “did u talk my advice? Good job.”
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    • Then when your dad gets home he says it's all right I did that when I was younger
      DrPeePee 23 jul
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    • It's the opposite for me. My dad tells me to wait till my mom gets home
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    • How does this person KEEP getting featured for subpar shit
      BatQuinn 23 jul
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    • I don't have a dad
      jacena26 23 jul
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    • If the beating doesnt cause physical harm or injury, then it is alright to as a tool of discipline.
      GmDs 23 jul
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    • My mom was and still is way scarier
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    • 5 features on an account that is two days old. Somethings fishy.
      RussBro 23 jul
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    • Mom was worse actually. Dad just gave me 'a talking to'
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    • That’s when you dip
      370z 23 jul
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    • mp3nixon 23 jul
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    • Cant relate if you dont have a dad
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    • That bitch really doesn't seem scared for her life at all.
      Karamel43 23 jul
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    • My mom is the scary one, not my dad.
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    • Dad usually took my side
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    • Never funny, features are. Return to collective, I must.
      Kibly 23 jul
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    • The moment b4 she tells him is the scariest
      _AD_ 26 jul
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    • Jokes on you my dad is a no show because hes a piece of shit.
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    • I’m still waiting for my milk-
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    • That feeling is a good way to describe my anxiety. Except I’m grown and my parents are dead.
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    • My parents are divorced
      slockimJr 24 jul
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    • wildebEAST91 I am definitely using this with Liam if I can’t get him to listen to me lol.
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    • Or when you get in trouble in the middle of the night so they said you gotta wait til the morning and you spend the rest of the night either sleeping the last painless night or awake as a ball of anxiety
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    • No matter where you hide the chancla/sandal WILL find you
      Dr_0 23 jul
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    • Is that a cyclops?
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    • my father was abusive so i hid under the bathroom sink for a good half an hour
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    • Did you guys know it snows on the ocean?!?
      UserPedro 23 jul
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    • For some reason whenever me and my mom get in a fight she threatens to call my dad(they divorced) and I get scared but whenever she does my dad acts as if he is going to punish me on the phone to appease my mom and then sits me down and talks with me rather than punishes me. My dad is one of the few
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    • Yup. And then he would beat the life out of me. Good times.
      war4567 23 jul
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    • Nah wtf? U put a shit ton of extra pants on so u cant feel it when u get whooped lol
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    • haha i don’t have a dad
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    • That’s bold of you to assume I have a dad
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    • Bubble guts
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    • bro two comments
      En0j1_M4n 23 jul
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    • I like ebony pornstars
      stfupeta 23 jul
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    • You think this girl actually has a dad?
      __Monika 23 jul
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    • You gonna die
      codebyte 23 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • Naw....just watch this
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    • I don’t live in the black community so I can’t relate
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    • I get this and it’s happened to me once, but it’s kinda shitty. Like what if Dad’s having a good day and comes home to Mom telling him “GO BeAt HiS AsS”
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    • No one:... Me not having a dad: can't relate🥴
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    • Haha my dad is dead losers 🤣
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