When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if
"f idiots could wou dbe?
_Phantom_ _Phantom_
15 jan 2021
"f idiots could wou dbe?
HOW WE SEE YORKIES...
AND HOW YORKIES SEE THEMSELVES
This is how my dog acts toh - This is how my dog acts tbh
Moonellaz Moonellaz
26 sep 2020
HOW WE SEE YORKIES... AND HOW YORKIES SEE THEMSELVES This is how my dog acts toh - This is how my dog acts tbh
SS<
UNILAD MIN READ
Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending
To Be A Dog
Every day. We stray further from god.
UnexpectedChubby UnexpectedChubby
25 sep 2020
SS< UNILAD MIN READ Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending To Be A Dog Every day. We stray further from god.
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
Typically having several dogs at any given time,
Curly was known to come home often with strays he found along his travels. He would foster the strays until he was able to find new homes. It is estimated that Curly saved and re-homed more than 5000 dogs in his lifetime - making him a man before his time with his humane concern for man's best friend.
American_Patnoon425 American_Patnoon425
22 sep 2020
Typically having several dogs at any given time, Curly was known to come home often with strays he found along his travels. He would foster the strays until he was able to find new homes. It is estimated that Curly saved and re-homed more than 5000 dogs in his lifetime - making him a man before his time with his humane concern for man's best friend.
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
quietnooners quietnooners
25 mar
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
This is my son's friend Jarod.
Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for
Jared's progress.
We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Frighten
24 sep 2020
This is my son's friend Jarod. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for Jared's progress. We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Bank Account: +$1400
Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the
Guy
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
16 mar
Bank Account: +$1400 Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the Guy
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
Be careful who you call in higschool
matt_the_whopper matt_the_whopper
25 jan 2021
Be careful who you call in higschool
Look at things from her perspective
You may like what you see!
Look at things from her perspective You may like what you see!
That's some clean af glass."
Hell Hell
19 jan 2021
That's some clean af glass."
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians
@ Sinnay @Le prince 95-
Bomboclaat
Societalissues Societalissues
30 sep 2020
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians @ Sinnay @Le prince 95- Bomboclaat