When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
coughing coughing
20 jan 2021
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
Me re-reading my. own post every time someone likes it
yes quality content
Me re-reading my. own post every time someone likes it yes quality content
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend
108 minutes outside the USSR.
Lost_in_Collective Lost_in_Collective
22 apr
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend 108 minutes outside the USSR.
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Doug turns 30 this year...
#nickelodeon #1991 #90skid
Doug turns 30 this year... #nickelodeon #1991 #90skid
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
CrazyCoats CrazyCoats
30 oct 2020
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats
step 2: invite someone over
step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
The villain: i will destroy the world the hero: where you gonna live
The villain:
c0wb0y c0wb0y
18 jan 2021
The villain: i will destroy the world the hero: where you gonna live The villain:
Add a public comment...
Stephan H You look like jimmy neutron with maxed out
stats
10 months ago
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
4 dec 2020
Add a public comment... Stephan H You look like jimmy neutron with maxed out stats 10 months ago
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO