When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
When I'm alone with my thoughts:
Oh God. stuck with the weirdo.
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
When I'm alone with my thoughts: Oh God. stuck with the weirdo.
Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...
My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.
Wanna see a fish diagram?
Fish Diagram
<T SS Fish
Illuminating
Floofiplier Floofiplier
25 sep 2020
Wanna see a fish diagram? Fish Diagram <T SS Fish Illuminating
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Adult Adult
10 jun
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
ysk_tha_plug ysk_tha_plug
26 aug 2020
@robesstreet my who phase of
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
_SwissCheats_ _SwissCheats_
24 sep 2020
me: thinking look cute I with my piercings
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
YOU MAY THINK THESE
us
MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT
Al
BUT THIS [S...
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
YOU MAY THINK THESE us MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT Al BUT THIS [S...
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
name something better than Logan and
Jake Paul, i bet you can't
@finah
death
WalmartEef WalmartEef
18 may
name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE
You won't believe how far into this
'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance!
JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
ChrisSale ChrisSale
9 feb
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE You won't believe how far into this 'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance! JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!