• When you forget to shake the bottle and
squirt mustard-water on your food
gs Bot obama 4h
It costed you nothing to call it anything else
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    • I instantly lose my interest in the thing I'm eating when that happens
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    • “Why are you booing me? I’m right”
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    • Or the crusty part. The musturd.
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    • god the video that guy is from is cursed to hell
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    • Ketchup precum will literally ruin your dinner
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    • That's why you gotta squirt a little in a napkin as an offering to the Condiment Gods. It is Man's hubris alone to dress a burger or dog without the Dollop of Humility.
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    • Knowing the origin of the screen grab makes it worse
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    • The picture is from a short movie called what’s strange about the Johnson’s. Y’all should watch it it’s really good
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    • Mustard semen is low key fire
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    • That's wt u get for using mustard retard
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    • OH MY GOD NOT THAT MOVIE
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    • The video that those reactions pictures are from is so fucked up
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    • The technical term is "musquirt." It's an official s n i g l e t.
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    • Cost*
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    • Same thing happens with my cock juice.
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    • Gods face when he made man
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    • OMG i know what movie this is from 😬😬
      duke3478 1 aug
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    • Oh god where the reaction image is from
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    • I hate knowing where this screen shot is from..
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    • Original meme was funny comments were unfunny.
      Namatame 2 aug
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    • Mustard is gross
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    • Shake it firsttttttt
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    • What you doing if you give your friend yogurt and he slurps the liquid sitting at the top?
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    • Mustards nasty anyway
      lexushi 2 aug
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    • Past tense of cost is cost.
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    • Don’t you hate it when you just want to enjoy some fries and your ketchup just prees all over your food?
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    • It would cost his integrity and a comedic comment.
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    • ketchup is worse
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    • Sour Cream precum
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    • Didn't that guy fuck his son
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    • So I went and watched the sauce after finding it in this comment section and ... my god it’s... it’s r o u g h. I don’t even think I should share it but I will anyway. The Strange Things About the Johnsons, by Ari Aster on YouTube... be prepared... it’s a ride.
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    • Costs*
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    • The boogers are the worst part tho
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    • Nah cuz its the condiment pre cum for sureeee no ofher name
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    • I called it ketchup pee last night
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    • Mayo precum is by far the worst thank you
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    • Thats what you get for eating mustard
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    • What about mayo grease from packets
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    • “Costed” FUCKING “Costed”, are you fucking 5???? Cost is it’s own fucking past tense, Jesus Christ it’s more effort to put the extra two letters on, why do people TRY to sound retarded?????
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    • Ketchup is fucking trash. Can't change my mind.
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    • just shake the bottle
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    • This is a Jason Manford joke
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    • Costed.
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    • Yea the ketchup water ruins my well done steak!
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    • Wait. By calling the liquid stuff precum, doesn't the mean that regular mustard/ketchup would be cum
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    • “You know how I feel about locked doors”
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    • 0 comments on a feature? Wtf
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    • Ive seen this before,hm...is it cringe?
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    • If that’s the ketchup precum, does this imply that the ketchup itself is cum
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    • it cost him nothing to say it.
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    • I just threw up in my mouth a little
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    • Cost*
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    • But have y’all seen the video
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    • You smell like hotdog water
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    • Anyone else kinda tripped up over the “costed”? Its cost. This is the reason for schools opening back up.
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    • Imagine this dude at a bbq, about to put ketchup on his burger/dog, and the syrup comes out and this dude says out loud "oh no, the pre cum" id probably leave the bbq
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    • But that’s what it is. I’ll throw the whole thing out if I get ketchup precum
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    • Costed
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    • Does it not feel like the condiment pre nut all over your hot dog?
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    • Isn't this the movie where the dude's son rap.es him for 14 years?
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    • Literally had a post with top comment reminding everyone to shake their bottle of ketchup like a few hours ago. Weird
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    • And it cost you nothing to spell "cost" right ya dumbass.
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    • I've always called it diarrhea but that's better
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    • Anyone every tasted how thick whole chocolate milk is, that stuff like gravy milk
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