Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond
My Cat:
GinjaNinja1201 GinjaNinja1201
25 sep 2020
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond My Cat:
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
NorgenNaviSuil NorgenNaviSuil
21 sep 2020
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Itachy Itachy
23 sep 2020
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Why are
you
looking at me like that?
Umm.
Want some pizza?
lilinglesslife lilinglesslife
4 feb
Why are you looking at me like that? Umm. Want some pizza?
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
Tiger who cracked her own tooth is fitted with a gold tooth implant
Str Baggington
@jolloffset
He's not tiger anymore he's TIGER
bricksupreme bricksupreme
2 mar
Tiger who cracked her own tooth is fitted with a gold tooth implant Str Baggington @jolloffset He's not tiger anymore he's TIGER
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot.
The plot:
Death_Row Death_Row
26 sep 2020
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot. The plot:
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
LeftHandSpanky LeftHandSpanky
22 sep 2020
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
DICKCHEESE DICKCHEESE
22 jan 2021
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME?
JAMES
JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME
WHERE'S MY DADS
UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES
MY DAG GAVEIT ME
WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH
WHERE'S MY DAGDY?
BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY
SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO
STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL
WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS
JAMES.
TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO
YOUR NANDY A HERG
MY BABBY AHERO
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME? JAMES JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME WHERE'S MY DADS UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES MY DAG GAVEIT ME WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH WHERE'S MY DAGDY? BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS JAMES. TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO YOUR NANDY A HERG MY BABBY AHERO
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible
Me: Okay do a kickflip
Jodie: What
Me: Do a double kickflip right now
PFE_1665 PFE_1665
22 jun
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible Me: Okay do a kickflip Jodie: What Me: Do a double kickflip right now
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
People waking up to
Android alarms
made
People waking up to Apple alarms
Se
Ww
(SCREAMING)
ihateuhaha ihateuhaha
13 jan 2021
People waking up to Android alarms made People waking up to Apple alarms Se Ww (SCREAMING)
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
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Stephan H You look like jimmy neutron with maxed out
stats
10 months ago
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
4 dec 2020
Add a public comment... Stephan H You look like jimmy neutron with maxed out stats 10 months ago
How others do Cowgirl
grandmasbootycheeks3 grandmasbootycheeks3
19 dec 2020
How others do Cowgirl