What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili
Peppers song
SHUT UP ABOUT California
SHUT UP ABOUT California
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
22 sep 2020
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song SHUT UP ABOUT California SHUT UP ABOUT California
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
Wasting no time at all
fi LIVE
BAR WORKER SHOT
xKraigKristx xKraigKristx
3 nov 2020
Wasting no time at all fi LIVE BAR WORKER SHOT
NS
This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
NS This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
my girlfriend's tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume
Auw Pics & Gifs
Tabby Tabby
25 mar
my girlfriend's tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume Auw Pics & Gifs
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
Fun Fact You will Love! #20
In films where they use actual real-life dog actors, the people who hove to edit the films often have to add CGI tails because the dog can't stop wagging their tail because of how happy they are.
Content
_Aesthetic_ _Aesthetic_
30 sep 2020
Fun Fact You will Love! #20 In films where they use actual real-life dog actors, the people who hove to edit the films often have to add CGI tails because the dog can't stop wagging their tail because of how happy they are. Content
A cucumber
can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it.
(My Smudge Cat Memes"
At
bishop_hell bishop_hell
23 sep 2020
A cucumber can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it. (My Smudge Cat Memes" At