• When you faked sickness to
miss school and your mom serves
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    • Everytime i fake sick i go to the doctors and they find some shit wrong with me
      Camacho 22 jul
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    • Was it just me or we're y'alls moms like "if you're too sick for school, you're too sick for video games too" or did I just live in Auschwitz
      Jimbato 22 jul
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    • Every time I faked sickness I ended up violently ill a couple hours after my mom left
      PeterLink 22 jul
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    • Y’all ever fake sickness and then somehow get sick for real?
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    • I tried going to school even when I actually was sick. Tf is wrong with u shits
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    • I faked being sick once and my mom didn’t believe me so she said let’s go to the doctor and see what’s wrong. Got there and found out I had pneumonia. Never been so happy to be sick
      mofo2424 22 jul
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    • I faked one time and then ended at the doctors office I had the flu and strep throat at the same time
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    • Fritzor 22 jul
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    • I did this and then she served sticky rice and I was literally fucking drooling
      mbires 22 jul
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    • I never faked being sick, but when I was I’d try to get as many days off as I could
      Smoge 22 jul
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    • I faked being sick one morning in elementary school. Was a great idea, until I realized I completely forgot about this awesome party we were having that day
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    • I don’t get it, you really fake getting sick to get out of school? I bet these are the same people that complain about earning bad grades
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    • But how about when you're actually sick and are offered your favorite food but it sounds disgusting? Heartbreaking.
      error4o4 23 jul
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    • I’m lucky enough to get mental health days when I’m just not feeling up to it my parents just call me in sick without me saying I’m sick
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    • I’ve never faked sick before. I’ve exaggerated being sick before tho, cause my mom would never let me stay home, even if I threw up
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    • My mom forbid me from not going to school (even if I felt sick,) and one time in second grade during the last couple hours of school, I became so ill that I had to be wheeled out on a wheelchair since I was too weak to move.
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    • Thanks mom *cough* looks suitable for me to force down and not throw up
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    • I had food poisoning or something, and when I got down to take a walk, I immediately threw up and felt great
      chopstew 23 jul
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    • My dad wouldn't let me stay home unless I was vomiting or had a fever. There was no faking in my house.
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    • Fuck I love spaghetti but how the fuck you drink juice with sketti that combo is illegal
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    • nah just be like that should make you feel better
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    • My mom just let me take one day a month off no questions as long as I did my work
      moto213 23 jul
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    • I always forced myself to go to school while I was sick but made everyone stay away from me and washed my hands often so that I could have mental health days when I absolutely needed it instead of wasting my days on being sick
      bontemp 22 jul
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    • My mom was not having that shit. She would bring out the thermometer
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    • catmeow 22 jul
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    • I have become an expert at faking my emotions as i am high everyday and no one suspects a thing
      NymphLuna 22 jul
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    • I was mostly homeschooled I don’t get away with shit 😂
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    • It’s not even worth faking sick anymore, all my teachers expect that work to be turned in on time online and I gotta catch up on my own time
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    • Man I was forced to go to school even if I was sick
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    • I mean, to be fair, being sick doesn't mean you can't do anything, it just means you have symptoms, I can still play video games for 3 days strait and have the flu is what I'm saying
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    • I'll give my kids the choice to take a day off from school. Like if they really feel burned out, ill give them a day, or if they missed a homework assignment ill tell them to stay home. But only give them like 5 days per semester.
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    • Nah i always took my food to my room so she wouldn’t notice anything fishy
      Cr1tikal 22 jul
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    • But me typing for nothing
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    • Ive only been truly sick with something once and that was the flu or something like that. I tried eating a crumb of something and I would dry heave. Other than that I felt not too bad, that was about 11 years ago and since then I have never caught something worse than the cold, and even the cold
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    • i only faked sickness in highschool cuz senior yr was a major drag
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    • Anyone ever get actually sick, but feel better later that day and get yelled out for never being sick in the first place?
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    • I remember I tried faking it one time, after MANY times of just trooping it out. My stepdad knew what was up and said "As many times as I've seen you tough it out walking around like a Deadman, you really think I believe this?" Didn't know wether to be proud or ashamed lmao. To be a kid again
      YeOldJake 23 jul
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    • My mom taught me to cook ramen noodles when I was 7 and it was just that and microwave meals until I moves out
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    • Thats how they get you
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    • My parents always acted like "if you are too sick for school you just gotta stay on bed" and I'm sitting here even when I am sick like "I have the energy to fight the sun but I might throw up a few times on the way"
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    • Very specific
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    • Every time I lie about something it ends up happening in reality at some point in the near future, like, oh haha broke my hand, 15 mins actually do type thing
      TrUmP3t 23 jul
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    • My mom knew I was sick before I was because I couldn’t eat even 1/4 of a subway sub when normally I can eat the whole thing.
      NezukOwO 22 jul
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    • I stopped faking being sick when I was home with my mom and my grandma called saying my grandpa died. Now I refuse to fake being sick
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    • I was minorly sick last Wednesday so my CEO told me to get tested for Covid and I can't work until I get results back. I feel fine now and need the money but I'm stuck quarantining at home. Pretty positive I'm not even sick :/
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    • Worse thing is that my body is fucked up so now just because I don't shit my brains out or puke my guts no one belives me and it sucks.
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 22 jul
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    • My mom doesnt care if i play games or is excited, she knows that only a sickness does is makes you not wanna do stuff and bad for ur body so all my mom does is make sure i dont play outside or run, everything else is ok
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    • My mom is a nurse, I can't relate
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    • Yeah the very last time I did that my mom took me to the doctors. I kept telling her that i feel fine now on the way there, but then the doctors actually found something wrong with me lol
      Human177 23 jul
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    • Mfs faking being sick to get out of school? Why school was fun dude I always looked forward to history and theater because I had two incredible teachers
      Jewelia 23 jul
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    • My dad still forced me to go to school. He has the mindset that school is EVERYTHING and that missing one day is the end of the world. I hated it.
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    • I used to throw up in school on purpose so I could go home
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    • Only time I didn’t have to go was when I slept wrong n couldn’t turn my neck more than like 4 degrees left or wrong like I’d have to brace to try
      Santos760 23 jul
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    • I could never fake being sick, both my parents are teachers and would never stand for my bullshit because they know all the excuses
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    • I never had to, if I had all A’s no missing assignments and no tests the next day I was free to take the day off
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    • am i the only one who just straight up said i didn’t want to go instead of faking being sick?
      noonnanny 25 jul
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    • Imagine faking getting sick ducking losers
      Jayboom25 25 jul
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    • There was vomit on his sweater already, so mom made spaghetti
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    • A core memory
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    • Thats how they getcha
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    • Anybody never fake being sick to miss school?
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    • I stopped faking sick when I got to high school just because I had practice everyday so a "day off" just didn't seem fun anymore
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    • I faked being sick so many times but my mother never believed me. She didn't believe either when I was actually sick. Or maybe she just didn't care if I was in pain or not.
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    • I always turned up positive for strep cause it lived in my bros tonsils and he was a nasty lil shit who won’t cough into his arm. I would have strep and be completely uaware then act sick, get tested, needle in my butt and I’m out.
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    • That was always a test used by every mother to see if you were really sick
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    • I feel like I’m the only one who never had to fake sick. I have the immune system of a newborn baby I swear. I was out of school for a week plus every year
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    • I think everyone’s only actually been sick and stayed home from school only once
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    • Favorite
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    • I faked my sickness because my bus left
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    • I was just always sick.
      nairnia 24 jul
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    • I'm the person that always went when sick but would use sick days to relax and catch up on paperwork
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    • Hahaha imagine eating breakfast, what a beta
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    • I had a little throat pain so I faked it and said that it hurt so much then I went to doctor and I had the flu
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    • I was forced to go to school sick then I ditched, it was sixth grade
      lll11ll 24 jul
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    • Was gonna like, then I saw it was made by a European 🤢🤮
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    • I'm a let you know now, she knows your faking.
      jw7878 24 jul
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    • I've gotten to the point to were I fool the doctors now 😂
      noonmor22 24 jul
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    • Faked sickness for two days, then got actually sick and went to school for one day and couldn’t continue
      uptimus 24 jul
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    • I had to go even when sick. Was awful
      Nibblerr 24 jul
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    • my 2 brothers and i faked being sick a few years back so she said shed take us to get tested and that if we werent sick we’d be grounded, so we said if we are sick she has to get us donuts and never doubt us again (we were stupid cuz we were definitely faking it) but when we got tested-
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    • My mom was the type who'd say "Do you just want to stay out today?" and write me a note. Granted it wasn't until I was old enough to stay home alone ofc. As long as the grades didn't drop and it wasn't a dumb amount of days out it was cool
      gold_P90 24 jul
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    • My aunt was the school nurse so i would always pretend to be sick in the morning and she would know and would let me stay in those sleeping rooms till recess but only on fridays
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    • I never faked sickness....because I'm homeschooled 😎
      Klebothan 24 jul
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    • I faked a stomach ache and then we went to a doctor, got sent to a gastroenterologist, had to do a colonoscopy and it turns out I actually had ulcerative colitis, a chronic bowel disease
      Scrumchy 24 jul
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    • I was never allowed to not go to school even if i was sick I still had to go ALSO people who fuckin got to leave early for a doctors appointment or some shit My parents always made sure the appointment was well after school. only time i didnt go to school was when i literally couldnt move orhad mono
      ragessyn 24 jul
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    • I never faked being sick, just because my mom is pretty much a fucking detective with that shit
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    • I always got the worst, most bland food when I was sick wtf
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    • Faked being sick one time and my mom took me to the doctor. Fooled the doctor too.
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    • When I was sick from school (both real and fake times)? I was forced to stay in bed all day and sleep to get better. I took advantage of this in high school.
      PuntACunt 24 jul
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    • One time I was legit sick and my parents though i was trying to fake it. Got to school and dropped unconcious in the hallway next to my classroom. Had a 103 degree fever.
      Mr_Krimbs 24 jul
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    • Ive bever been sick to the point of not being hungry when i usually am.
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    • I can never do this to my mom, even when I wanted to so terribly bad I couldn’t because my mom was a teacher and she cares about her students so much she hates to leave them behind.
      etchie 24 jul
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    • I actually get really hungry when I’m sick. So I go through that shit like I’m 2 weeks starved
      Skyeguy11 23 jul
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    • Wanted to skip history, went to nurse and slept. Woke up vomiting everywhere and had a 103f fever. Turns out I had a flu thing.
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    • Nah the reason she makes your favorite meal is to cheer u up so u feel better. Moms are he best, u better appreciate the shit out of that meal homie.
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    • Whenever I faked being sick a week later I'd get actually sick but still had to go to school to avoid missing days
      aihsato 23 jul
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