Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...&
My dog:
is for me?
uppercutdoucheba uppercutdoucheba
21 sep 2020
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...& My dog: is for me?
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
jimthar jimthar
1 may
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
Using Mind Control to Drive a Car
82 lakh views 2 years ago
3.8 lakh 2.7K Share Download Save
8 months ago
Imagine a kid jumps on the road and you go
"oh shit a kid" and the car goes even faster
kennugly kennugly
9 feb
Using Mind Control to Drive a Car 82 lakh views 2 years ago 3.8 lakh 2.7K Share Download Save 8 months ago Imagine a kid jumps on the road and you go "oh shit a kid" and the car goes even faster
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
LolaBit LolaBit
31 dec 2020
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
disappointment
Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.
That's a lot of damage
xDarkMemes xDarkMemes
25 sep 2020
disappointment Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first. That's a lot of damage
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
when you forget your wiimote strap
royalmug royalmug
24 sep 2020
when you forget your wiimote strap
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird
My cat seeing all the shit I do:
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
20 sep 2020
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird My cat seeing all the shit I do:
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
Leo Selvaggio
A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
francheyes francheyes
19 nov 2020
Leo Selvaggio A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
OfficalBreadBoy OfficalBreadBoy
24 sep 2020
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
kirby just swallowed you.
what ability did he get???
kirby just swallowed you. what ability did he get???
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks.
Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
LogicalChicken LogicalChicken
22 sep 2020
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks. Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have
I hope it makes someone smile!
TheBooperSnooper TheBooperSnooper
21 sep 2020
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have I hope it makes someone smile!
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.
But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Blaze Blaze
5 mar
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.