When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never 20%
*20%
\\Js
tares
erfucker
Meth Meth
2 mar
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 20% *20% \\Js tares erfucker
Sefior Serpantine
Wow this is beautiful
I could create this look for you in about
5-10 minutes
CrazyAboutYou CrazyAboutYou
5 oct 2020
Sefior Serpantine Wow this is beautiful I could create this look for you in about 5-10 minutes
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
I can't stop looking at the dog
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
I can't stop looking at the dog
Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
Know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
William
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
XxTheMan18xx XxTheMan18xx
23 sep 2020
Know the difference It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings Drake: 4 legs, flightless wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered William Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was
visiting New York he was astonished and liked
New York City and found it amusing when the
people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
Caliphate Caliphate
12d
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was visiting New York he was astonished and liked New York City and found it amusing when the people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
The perfect graffiti doesn't exi...
HoloTheLostWolf HoloTheLostWolf
19 mar
The perfect graffiti doesn't exi...
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and
prayers instead of hypotheses and research
Smolclod Smolclod
11 may
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and prayers instead of hypotheses and research
FBI breathing technique, 99th form
safety_is_3rd safety_is_3rd
24 sep 2020
FBI breathing technique, 99th form