when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
AFloridian AFloridian
22 sep 2020
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
Boo!
Ha ppy Halloween!
anonymous_siracha anonymous_siracha
31 oct 2020
Boo! Ha ppy Halloween!
Mom: Clean your room otherwise
Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas
me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist:
ah
don't have to play this game, I'm a god
Mom: Clean your room otherwise Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist: ah don't have to play this game, I'm a god
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the
night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
pudariferous
21 sep 2020
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
Everyone: Superman's disguise is dumb! How people around him
can't notice him.
Henry Cavill:
No One Recognizes 'Superman' Henry Cavill While
Standing By Movie Billboard
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The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words:
"Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
24 feb
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words: "Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
I refuse to believe these two are played by the same guy
I refuse to believe these two are played by the same guy
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold!
Me: But I wanna save my g-
Tutorial:
aid we upgrading today
TrixieColette TrixieColette
8 mar
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold! Me: But I wanna save my g- Tutorial: aid we upgrading today
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online
blessing from the Lord!
Bushido Bushido
31 dec 2020
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online blessing from the Lord!
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made