When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
izzy220 izzy220
10 jun
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
Me: (high making jello)
Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours.
Me: @Kioniafool
if
wtf_no wtf_no
27 oct 2020
Me: (high making jello) Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours. Me: @Kioniafool if
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
Th
we
~ and this
CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Th we ~ and this CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
Arcclone Arcclone
25 sep 2020
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
Guys I just got in this Uber and
@SavageHumor
carlos
2 rides, 1 car
YungHungMemeGod YungHungMemeGod
8 mar
Guys I just got in this Uber and @SavageHumor carlos 2 rides, 1 car
chris evans
@chris_notcapn
LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money.
CLARK, NJ
APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE
the
- 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone
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Josebarrio Josebarrio
19 may
chris evans @chris_notcapn LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money. CLARK, NJ APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE the - 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Thinking about the bones!
Thinking about the bones!
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
The LMABF8 got you feeling classy, but when that cold crisp hits from the
EZS8L it can't be matched
@ Danny @uhhDanny -
What do y'all like more ? The Elkay LMABF8 or the Elkay EZS8L?
Show this thread
bestbossmemesquad bestbossmemesquad
28 jun 2020
The LMABF8 got you feeling classy, but when that cold crisp hits from the EZS8L it can't be matched @ Danny @uhhDanny - What do y'all like more ? The Elkay LMABF8 or the Elkay EZS8L? Show this thread
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.